“How do I get to Ellen/the dinosaur ride?” Would it kill you to look at your map?
or better yet “Will my kids like Ellen/the dinosaur ride?” It’s 45 minutes long. What do YOU think?
“Where’s the nearest bathroom?” I’m so glad you asked because that sign RIGHT THERE pointing you to the bathrooms is actually lying. It leads you to the place where we freeze you, shrink you down, and put you into it’s a small world.
“What does this do?” Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
“Can I try it?” Sure. But it does nothing. Absolutely nothing.
“That was it?” Yes. Because it does NOTHING!
“I don’t think I’ll fit.” I know you won’t fit, but I’m not allowed to tell you that, so sit your ass down so I can pull the hood down and check. OR, bitch you are tiny. Shut up and get in line.
“Let me sit here and tell you all of my opinions about why they closed Habit Heroes and what it means for the future of America.” Just because I can’t walk away from this spot doesn’t mean I want to listen to you rant for the next hour.