I haven’t posted anything in a while. Not because I don’t want to, but because I don’t have anything to post. That is how boring Innoventions is. We spend our time WISHING for one of the robos to break, just so that there’s something different to do. When we get preteen boys on our robos, we just HOPE they would flip the camera off so we can hit that stop button and kick them out, just because it’ll break up the monotony. The most interesting part of our day at Sum of All Thrills is getting someone who’s too fat to fit in the robo and telling them that they, unfortunately, can’t ride.
This is depressing. Let’s have a story about an adorable little girl, shall we?
Little Girl: *completely freaking out* I DON’T WANNA RIDE!
Little Girl’s Mom: You’re not. Just daddy’s going.
Little Girl: Oh, ok! Be safe. *dramatic pause as her dad walks into the queue* PLEASE TRY NOT TO FALL OUT!
I wanted to kidnap her and make her my own.
On another note, from now on I’ll be jumping into the way-back machine and posting some of my old Barnstormer stories. Those are some of my best.